Strict parents create sneaky kids.

"I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me."
— 9 years ago with 300591 notes

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via derkahontas)

— 9 years ago with 166646 notes
"Write a poem about me
He jokes.
Oh darling I have billions
She thinks."
mm (via perrniss)
— 9 years ago with 224 notes